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Axiom Verge 2

Axiom Verge 2 (AV2) does a lot of what I loved about Axiom Verge. If you think you’re going traverse the level one way, and you just need to find that upgrade, you’re wrong and you’ll be doing it in a different way, sometimes subverting tropes of the genre.

Here are one and a half examples. Early on, I was dropped into a large underwater section. Like all underwater sections in games, my movement was limited. I couldn’t jump as high. I couldn’t run as fast. In most games, this is used to gate progress until later in the game. In AV2, I almost immediately found an upgrade that not just made movement underwater the same as movement on land, but better because I could jump higher underwater. I also came across the common Metroidvania obstacle, the platform just a bit too high. All I need is a double-jump to get up there. You do not get a double-jump in AV2. You get something else that is both more limited and more useful. I loved this as I loved exploring the map.

Where AV2 falls a bit short is in the narrative. It plugs along just fine, but it ends abruptly and in a manner that obviously sets up a sequel. Since this game isn’t really a continuation of the first, it’s more like the first part of a two part series. It’s awkward for a game called Axiom Verge 2. Axiom Verge 3 is all but guaranteed by the narrative, but I would’ve rather had more closure at the end here.

Too Human

Ten years ago, I apologized to Deus Ex. It took me a decade to finish Deus Ex, and I regret taking that long to do so. Last night, I finished Too Human, which took me longer than a decade to finish. There will be no apology to Too Human.

Too Human asks what if Norse mythology but cyborgs? Too Human also asks what if Diablo but made for a controller? The problem is that neither of these are particularly inventive, and they’re badly executed.

I won’t pretend to have a comprehensive list of grievances, because I spent less than 2 hours playing it since the last time I fired it up many years ago. Instead, here’s what I hated about those two hours in bullet form.

  • Every visual in this game wobbles and jitters all over the place, and not in a way that looks deliberate or stylish
  • Combat and abilities are confusing and unintuitive
  • Every level is a series of giant, mostly featureless rooms that sometimes spawn enemies
  • Baldur moves way too slowly through these giant, mostly featureless rooms with no run button
  • Camera controls suck way too much for a Xbox 360 game
  • Inventory management is a hell of identical sounding items, making the only informed decision “is The Number going up?”
  • Every death is followed by an unskippable cutscene as the valkyrie comes to retrieve your corpse – it takes 30 seconds
  • You will die a lot because of the painful combat and lack of healing items
  • The game ends on a cliffhanger for sequels that are obviously never coming

I don’t hate Too Human. This is a game that could be salvaged with a sequel. But that sequel is never coming, so we’re left with what Silicon Knights and Microsoft shoved out the door. It’s free on Xbox marketplace, and that’s a good price. Play it for free. Stop when you get frustrated. Maybe pick it back up in a decade and finish it. You can skip that last suggestion, though, and be no worse for it.


Tattletail is a jump-scare horror game, with a shocking amount of charm. It’s a fairly simple and short Unity game, and it’s not without some bugs, but I enjoyed it.

The plot is the story of a kid who wants to open their presents before Christmas. They find a Tattletail, which is a Furby. But Tattletail needs to be fed, groomed, battery charged, and hates the dark. If any of Tattletail’s needs are not met, Tattletail makes noise, which attracts Mama. Mama eats you.

What results is a fun game of hide-and-seek, while also trying to avoid Mama and keep Tattletail happy. It’s not very long, but it doesn’t overstay its welcome. Mama is a bit frustrating to deal with until you figure out the quirks.

I also ran into a showstopping bug when the game refused to recognize my inputs outside of the opening menus. It turns out that it just didn’t like the Steam overlay. Once I disabled that, it worked just fine.

Tattletail’s a fun little Christmas game.

Fatal Frame: Maiden of the Black Water

Fatal Frame is a series of Japanese survival horror games where you fight ghosts with a camera. It’s a special camera, but the action is the same. You snap pictures of ghosts. Maiden of the Black Water isn’t a new game; it was first released on the Wii U. It’s recently been re-released for modern consoles. I chose to play it on the Nintendo Switch.

The game is survival horror excellence, though it’s a bit easy. On “normal” difficulty, I never saw a game over screen from combat. If it weren’t for one particular escape sequence, I would’ve never seen the game over screen at all. Despite this, the game maintained suspense throughout by the nature of fighting ghosts. They can travel through walls. They can appear out of nowhere. Ghosts aren’t bound by even video game rules.

While most ghosts could be beat just by snapping pictures over and over, the process of fighting ghosts offers a lot more than just pictures. The timing of your shot, the contents of the picture, what lens you use, all impact the ghost busting. When you time a shot just right and get to blast a group of ghosts with your camera with a shot combo, it feels awesome.

I had a ton of fun being spooked by ghosts and blasting ghosts with my camera. I don’t think I fully grasped the folklore of the plot, but that’s okay. This game is awesome and it’s motivating me to go back and play the earlier titles.

It’s going to be hard to do that, though, because I’ve been playing my Switch a lot lately and it’s exposing one of the factors the lowers my interest in playing some games. I only own the older Fatal Frame games in digital form on Playstation 3. When I want to play them, I have to boot up my PS3, navigate to the game, load the game, navigate the menus to load my save game, and then I can play. It’s a few minutes from “I want to play game” to “I am playing game”.

What I’ve gotten used to is the instant suspend/resume features of the Nintendo Switch. Once I’ve gotten into the game once, if I want to stop playing, I simply put the console to sleep. When I want to resume playing, I turn it on and I’m instantly back where I left off. It’s the same whether I want to play for an hour or just a few minutes between meetings. If I have to go away for a bit to deal with IRL things, I suspend the game and go do it.

I don’t have to turn off my PS3. I suppose I could pause the game and simply turn my TV off. That seems fairly wasteful though, and now I realize why PS5/XSX focused so hard on instant resume. Pick up and play on the Switch, whether docked or portable, is pretty awesome.

Metroid Dread

Metroid Dread is Metroid 5, and the end of the Metroid series as we know it. We haven’t seen a new Metroid in the mainline series since Metroid Fusion in 2002. Zero Mission remade Metroid and Samus Returns remade Metroid 2, but this is the first original 2D entry in the Metroid series since 2002.

Metroid Dread was worth the 19 year wait.

I love this game. I was always going to love this game. I’m going to gush about it for a bit before I get a little critical.

All of the movement in this game feels so good. Samus is mobile, fast, and infinitely maneuverable. This is even before getting the morph ball. At first, I was a bit frustrated with how long it took to get to the morph ball, but, in its place, Samus can slide. Sliding works to get through most of the same gates a morph ball would. You slide through small gaps. It requires no build up, just move in the direction and hit the slide button. Always feels good.

Since Super Metroid, Samus has been able to shoot in eight directions. In Metroid Dread, she can shoot in any direction. It comes at a bit of a cost; you have to stand still to shoot at odd angles. You can still shoot at a 45 degree angle while running, but it’s a bit inaccurate because you’re moving while doing it. But the trade off is worth it. No more positioning Samus to hit something with a 45 degree angle shot that a 50 degree angle would hit without moving.

The game has a lot of short cutscenes, and Samus is awesome in all of them. She’s doing flips, she’s shooting things in the face, she’s action posing. Even though a lot of boss fights start with a cutscene, which means you see them every time you die and start the fight over, they’re all skippable after the first watch.

The headline enemy in Dread is EMMI. There are seven of them, they hunt Samus in patrolled areas, and they cannot be killed with normal weapons. This leads to a lot of cat-and-mouse gameplay in EMMI areas, and it’s a lot of fun. EMMI has a huge hearing radius, which is attracted to movement. Once it comes to investigate, it’ll try to find you with a vision cone. Samus can run or hide. I found running to be more of my style, and the chases were genuinely exciting. Getting caught means near certain death, but the checkpoint is always right outside the door to an EMMI zone. If you’re bad at escaping, this might get really frustrating. I loved it.

The map flows really, really well. There are obvious gates in every area, and lots of one-way doors to keep you from getting too off track. It’s just enough to get a little lost sometimes and not feel completely railroaded. It’s also huge. There are several areas connected by trains and teleporters. Secret items are hidden everywhere and it’s a joy to explore and find them.

Okay, now my minor gripes. The music isn’t what I expected. I can still recall some previous Metroid themes, and I couldn’t even hum a single tune from Dread. It’s almost nonexistent. Also, as the game goes on, the default arm cannon feels more and more useless, even when it’s getting more powerful. Missiles and screw attack are basically all I used near the end. Thankfully, missile replenishment was generous throughout the game.

I loved this game from beginning to end. It fell straight into it from the start and couldn’t play anything else until I finished it.


Prey has nothing to do with Prey. That is to say that the game named Prey released in 2017 is completely unrelated to the game named Prey released in 2006. The only connecting tissue between these two games is their name, being played from a first-person perspective, and involving aliens. I don’t think I even noticed a single cheeky callback or reference to the previous Prey.

Prey is excellent. As an immersive sim in the vein of System Shock, Deus Ex, and Bioshock, it’s a worthy addition to this genre. One of my favorite additions to the game is the recycler. Everything you pick up can be recycled, which breaks it down into material you can use to synthesize new things, like ammo and weapons. One of the weapons is a recycler grenade, which can be tossed into a group of enemies to suck them up and spit out materials. It’s awesome.

So why did it take me four years to finish Prey? One reason is that I can be easily distracted by other games. If I don’t buckle down to play something, if it’s just occupying my time, then I’ll bounce off to the next thing that interests me.

Prey also has bugs. Even four years later, I ran into bugs. In ~15 hours of play (since I picked it back up, that is), I hit two crash-to-desktop bugs. One of them forced my video driver to restart entirely. A side quest bugged on me by failing to give me the next step after I completed one. Another quest directed me to listen to something on my computer. The thing I was supposed to listen to wasn’t there. If I ran into bugs when I wasn’t committed to playing Prey, that would prompt me to drop it for something else.

There were other things that were slightly annoying, but not significant detractors. Prey doesn’t have the sense of bodily movement that Arkane games usually do. The hacking minigame is slightly annoying, as most hacking minigames are. There’s no fast travel between levels, so some of the navigation is a bit of a pain.

This is a game I should’ve finished the first time I played it. I love what it does and how it does it. The bugs and annoyances aren’t enough to cast a shadow on the gameplay and story of Prey.

Ion Fury

I love a good neo-retro shooter, and Ion Fury is a good neo-retro shooter. It yanks the BUILD engine into 2019 and made some great levels with it. Detailed, interesting environments, weapons that feel great, and lots of enemies to blow up. I’m fairly annoyed by the fact most weapons need to be reloaded and there’s no indication of how much ammo is in your magazine, but the bulk of the game is fun.

The rest of this review will be looking at some of the atmospheric humor. Shelly doesn’t really cut one-liners throughout the game like Duke Nukem does so this is sort of the only humor to it.

I took three screenshots of stuff on walls, and this is easily the best. A little mashup of two of my favorite things, Doom and Taco Bell. It’s not really that funny, just referencing things I recognize.

Here’s another reference to a thing I recognize but don’t like. The Room is a terrible movie and it’s got a notorious reputation as such, and so this is really not going to hit with a lot of people. It’s still just referencing thing I recognize. Zero humor.

This one is really missing the mark. Beyond the main character, this game has no women, much less android girls. This is posted up in a room that turns zombies into piles of meat. This is just here for the player to say “ha ha, finger stuck in mechanical pussy.” It’s original Shadow Warrior levels of bad humor.

I pulled these out because some other less funny things were removed from the game, and then 3D Realms made some statement about not censoring games. I’m not a fan of censoring games just as I’m not a fan of bad attempts at humor. Whether these posters are funny is up to the player, but I hope their next attempts are punched up a lot. These are, at best, non-jokes that apparently could’ve gone way worse.

Vacation Movie Wrap-up

I took the last 10 days off from work. Every night, at 10pm, I watched a movie. Almost all of them came off my watchlist on Letterboxd.

The worst of the bunch was Sucker Punch. It was a lot of terrible metaphors with video game boss fights cut in. Just pure dreck.

The best of the bunch was a toss-up between Malignant and Edge of Tomorrow. I had more fun watching Malignant, but Edge of Tomorrow might be a better movie.

The rest were fairly middling. What I’ve learned is that how I prioritize what I watch is working out pretty well! The things on my watchlist were largely there for a long stretch of time because I didn’t have much interest in them. It turns out that I didn’t really think much of those movies when I did watch them.

Here’s the full list:

  • Vacation Friends
  • Lifeforce
  • Girl on the Third Floor
  • Crimson Peak
  • Reminiscence
  • The New Mutants
  • Night of the Comet
  • Sucker Punch
  • Malignant
  • Edge of Tomorrow

Dishonored 2

I’ve been playing Dishonored 2 for almost five years. I don’t mean constantly, but I’ve owned it since day 1. I pick it up and play it for a bit and then I stop. Yesterday, I reached the end.

I can’t pretend to remember all of the details. That’s the trouble with dragging a game out as long as I did. But time has a way of filtering out the things that don’t matter, and what’s left is what leaves an impression.

The Clockwork Mansion level stands out. The stress of slinking around and being spotted also stands out. It might be a bit early, but the A Crack in the Slab level was certainly memorable. And I remember that I liked the first voice actor for The Outsider better than the one who replaced him in this sequel. I remember putting my exploration skills to good use by pursuing the alternative objectives instead of murdering everyone, and that got me a happy ending.

It’s disingenuous for me to say I loved Dishonored 2. If I actually loved it, it wouldn’t have taken 5 years complete it. It’s a game that demands more attention than I’m willing to put into it all the time. But it’s packed full of intricate systems in interesting levels. If you have the attention span for it, it’s excellent in a way that is hard to top.

Demo Derby – Realms Deep 2021

Realms Deep is apparently a marketing event for 3D Realms to show off some upcoming first-person shooters, and some of those from partners. The kids call most of these games “boomer shooters” because they’re going for the neo-retro aesthetic. There are a lot of Quake-looking games in this sale page. But neo-retro shooters are exactly my thing, so I checked out a handful of demos and here’s what I thought of them. I didn’t “finish” any of them, but played them for 10-15 minutes each. Roughly ordered by how much I enjoyed them, ascending.


This one is the most like Quake, and also the least exciting so far. Ugly enemies, very detail-less textures, weird fish-eye effect from super high FOV. It moves fast and runs well but that’s about it. Not impressed.


This came up front with a “this is pre-alpha” warning, but it’s playable. Seems to be a bit more Thief than Quake with a strong emphasis on stealth and limited ammo. It sort of bored me.

Project Downfall

Okay, now we’re getting there. Love the aesthetic of this game, all neon lights and scanlines. Didn’t love the cartoony characters. It’s a little Max Payne and a little Hotline Miami. It’s got a slow start but it’s promising, if they can get it to run a bit better.


CULTIC is my jam. It obviously takes from Blood and Quake, and adds a super limited color palette. This game has like 16 colors. The action felt great, snappy and lethal for the enemies. It had a simple but effective intro. I’m apparently some kind of investigator and then I wake up in a mass grave. This is my first time seeing or hearing about CULTIC and I’m already in love. Super fun.