#25 – Dead Space 3 (PC)

Well. That was a video game.

I love Dead Space and Dead Space 2. I’ve read plenty of less than stellar reviews of Dead Space 3. Those reviews were not exaggerating. With the exception of the introduction, which is more or less still tutorial territory, the first third of the game is mostly the Dead Space I enjoy. You’re in space, there’s monsters, and a lot of cramped corridors. Then you land on the planet, and there’s no space, and still tons of the same monsters, and human enemies are shooting at you, and it gets real repetitive.

The Dead Space series really transitioned from survival horror to straight action game. I noticed from the start that I was picking up health packs and ammo like this was Doom. Although I enjoy a good action game, I preferred the survival horror aspects of the first two games more than their action. I mean, Dead Space already has good action! I didn’t really need more focus on it.

The weapon crafting system is neat, until you min-max it to the point where you carry and use only one gun. Universal ammo is almost always frowned upon, and it still applies here. Why use any other gun when I’ve built the one that does the most damage halfway through the game? You can only carry two, and each gun can have two functions, so one gun was my close-range gun, and one gun was the long distance gun. The use of the same two guns for huge portions of the game really contributed to the repetitiveness.

Speaking of repetitive, I skipped the last two or three optional missions. I couldn’t bring myself to slog through more of the same enemies any longer than I had to at that point, which was about 3/4th through the game.

And the ending. The ending actually made me like the entire product less. The ending is stupid. Not good, not what the fuck, just stupid. And then credits roll over some real generic nu-metal. Remember the end of Dead Space 2? I do. It’s memorable. And when credits rolled, it was over a track called “Lacrimosa” which was so perfect, so fitting, that I immediately looked up the Dead Spce 2 soundtrack so I could hear it again. The credits music in Dead Space 3 is awful. And then there’s a tidbit at the end which further emphasizes that the ending I just watched was stupid.

I don’t know, man. Definitely play Dead Space and Dead Space 2. But maybe, you should skip Dead Space 3. It’s easily the weakest of the three and maybe not even necessary.